With the holiday season approaching, local race car drivers are writing their letters to Santa, trying to convince ol' St Nick that they've been good boys and girls and sending him a list of things they would like for Christmas. Well truth be told, there is no Santa, and I have intercepted those letters. I thought maybe I could share a few of the items on their lists.
Mike Balcaen asked for some new arteries, since his have been clogged with racer nachos and hot dogs after 30 years of racing.
Travis Sauer wants nothing more in the world then to finally find someone who can actually beat him in a B-mod.
It doesn't matter what Dustin Strand wants, he's going to get a lump of coal for yelling at the officials.
Casey Arnenson would like a fancy new safe to store all the cash he won this year.
Oddly enough Austin Arnenson wants a book called "Safe Cracking for Dummies."
Bob Sagen would like a Performance Bodies catalog newer then 1998.
I don't know what Donny Schatz wants for Christmas because he never wrote a letter. He was too busy winning.
Rich Pavilcek wants Tyler Peterson delivered to his doorstep wearing a giant red bow....not sure what that's all about.
Jake Bitker really would really, really like a top 5 finish at his own race track this year.
Amber Balcaen wants to know why guys are always reading her shirt.
Billy Michaelsohn would like a video copy of the one time he actually won a heat race this year.
Ken Crane will not be getting anything for Christmas because last year he "accidentally" pulled a slide job and blocked Santa from getting to Dean Lundon's house.
Scott Sailer is wishing for a big corporate sponsor to fund a new racing TV show.
And I would like to wish all of you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Oh, and I want nachos too...just saying.
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