With Norman County Raceway's school night set for this Thursday, August 1st. I thought I would have some fun with it. In most high school yearbooks, you will find a list "Senior Prophecies," which a list of off beat predictions for the graduating class. So in honor of School Night, I thought I'd make list of Prophecies for some of the local dirt track racers from around the area. I had some help from some fellow media friends and other drivers as well. DISCLAIMER: This is meant to be fun. It is in no way meant to disrespect anyone.
Derek Vesledahl gets a set of "Naked Lady" mudflaps to match the front if his car.
Cody Erickson wins a race cleanly from start to finish, and still gets yelled at for being an asshole driver.
Tom Cummings decides to actually finish a feature race, and wins by default after all the other mod 4's either wreck or pull off.
Brad Seng cuts off Tony Stewart in traffic. All hell breaks loose.
The real reason behind Casey Arnenson's nickname "Deuce" is discovered, which has something to do with a 4th grade ex-lax incident.
Andy Wagner actually fixes his car.
Scott Bintz's secret identity as an alien is discovered while attending a Star Wars convention.
Bog Sagen finally gets a new body on his modified that doesn't look like its from 1992.
Cody Erickson goes to driving school, but is quickly kicked out by his instructor, Jay MacDonald.
Tyler Peterson and Rich Pavlicek get DQ'ed from a dance contest for repeatedly bumping into each other. (submitted by Corey Litton).
Tom Corcoran finally retires....after 84 years of racing.
...and because I felt like I should include myself
I get hired as a stunt double for Rutledge Wood.
Again this is all in full. Feel free to share and comment and submit your own.
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